Hey Ranger! "These Photos will be Amazing"

Parks are great places to take photos, and there are some opportunities for unusual images at the Big Thicket National Preserve in southeast Texas. The area is home to such an amazing variety of plants, animals, birds and other life forms that it’s sometimes described as the “Biological Crossroads of North America.” Even after working there as a ranger for several years, I was surprised one afternoon to hear about the sighting of a large mammal not previously known to inhabit the area.

I was driving down a narrow, dusty, unpaved lane leading to a remote area of the Big Thicket. Riding with me in my pickup truck was a guy from New York City who was on his first trip to anywhere west of New Jersey.

The road twisted and turned through the dense vegetation, following a route which had obviously been determined by the “path of least resistance school of engineering.” This approach is often used in rural areas for roads which are developed by local residents instead of the Official Authorities, and has the advantage of keeping design and engineering costs to an absolute minimum. It simply involves dodging the bigger trees and making enough trips over the same route with sturdy vehicles until what passes for a road eventually develops.

My passenger was taking in the variety of new sights with great interest and asking an occasional question. As we rounded a sharp bend in the road, I suddenly slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting a large, rangy cow ambling down the sandy road.

I was about to tap on the horn of my truck to encourage the bovine commuter to yield the right-of-way when my passenger whispered loudly, “Wait, don’t scare it off!” I shot a questioning glance in his direction, and realized he was hurriedly removing his camera from its case and rolling down the passenger side window, obviously preparing to lean out and take a photo.

“Well, okay,” I thought to myself. “He’s probably never even seen a cow before, at least not in any form other than beef by the pound in his local grocery store. That makes even this scrawny specimen a pretty big deal for him, and a picture of a cow on a dusty country road would certainly qualify as a classic Texas scene.” I waited patiently until my passenger fired off several shots with his camera, but I was totally unprepared for what came next.

“Hey,” my guest practically shouted with glee, “These photos will be amazing! I’ve never seen an elk before, and I sure didn’t expect to spot one here in East Texas.”

You know what? Neither did I!

Jim Burnett
www.heyranger.com

Life – it’s an adventure…. Find something to smile about today!

Excerpted from the book Hey Ranger 2 © Jim Burnett & Taylor Trade Publishing, used by permission.